Holy Jesus, dude. You didn't understand a word I said. I was loquaciously chiding the author for forgetting to put an actual verb in front of the artist's name. I know full well the concept of verbifying nouns.

Um... M16s? Really? M16s are known neither for their reliability nor their stopping power. Pretty much the only advantages they have over other rifles is that they're accurate to long(er) distances, light, and so is their ammo. When you put them in a moving and bouncing - guessing here - 10,000lb Porsche, all of those…

Not to sound immodest, but I consider myself to be pretty good with English. In fact, I've a more potent mastery of the language than most of the people I know. Not all, but most.

Now that's what I call a cock-shock.

So there is some sanity in our judicial system, after all.

If the shoe fits...

Saw this that a Pinkie posted - copied unedited so you can see the sheer idiocy:

So much for that "Women get into more low-speed accidents" thing.

This sucks, but it's bound to happen. The more things you put into a device that it does, the more things there are to break. Exhibit A: The F-35.

1st gear or reverse, depending on which way you're facing. Don't forget to turn your wheels toward the curb.

That may be the case, but there is no way that it leaks enough fuel on the ground to necessitate a refueling once in the air. The reasons I outlined before are why it needs a refueling. We are talking tens of thousands of pounds of fuel here.

Those are culottes lol.

"If they want our business, then we will not be ignored!"

Loose-fitting panels? Are you being serious? You think a plane that is designed to fly at three times the speed of sound has loose-fitting panels?

And yet people still say Apple is far better than Microsoft ever was.

I spent 4 years at Pax - I've seem some crazy-ass shit (no, not crazy ass-shit) go down there. Seeing the F-35B doing VTOL and hovering tests takes the cake, though. That thing is MAD INSANE LOUD.

Porblem Sloved.

It's not a complex if we really are superior. ;)

FWIW, I saw in another comment that said awful tag should be replaced with #ReplaceBandNamesWithBacon.

Blue Öyster Bacon.