It's really not that secret. Looking in any flight communications manual will give you these codes.

See? Dual-use objects are great.

Already got a cup holder, thanks.

If you know somebody in the Navy that's out to sea, and want to send him/her a care package, include some Charmin. They'll thank you for it. Seriously. That stuff's worth its weight in gold.

That's actually pretty offensive to gay people. Don't lump them in with this shit.

Anybody who feels there is no difference in toilet paper should spend some time on a Naval ship. It's so thin you can use it as a diffraction filter on your camera, and it appears, at least to my ass, to be composed mainly of tree bark and recycled razor blades.

Arr, an' still, no doodle for International Talk Like A Pirate Day. 'Tis an abomination.

I pretty much totally (almost) called it.

So you're telling me that the 800/1900Mhz signals of cellphones are creating beeping noises on your 200-399.995Mhz UHF radio? Sure. Maybe they're causing interference on that 30Khz sidetone. But hey, since all the transmission and reception lines are fed through a bandpass filter (you know, the one that rejects all…

Fuck hole theory. I was taught hole theory (what you're calling electron flow, I guess) when I went through tech school in the Navy and I was so damn confused for years. I honestly thought the negative terminal on car batteries was the hot terminal.

WONDERFUL GLORIOUS BENEFIT TO MANKIND INTERNET AND GAWKER

This looks like a very [STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG][STRONG] launch.

That would get complicated, fast. Lenses have different rotations for zoom, so you'd have to be able to reverse the polarity of the rocker. They also have different zoom ranges (90° for full zoom for some lenses, I know of one that has almost a 270­° range for full zoom) so you'd have to somehow manually set range…

How those door handles would've looked had an engineer (or, uh, me) designed them.

Don't believe US lies; we've just been itching for years to even the score in the game, "Shoot a KAL Airliner Down".

I was thinking Dick Tracey. Masturbating.

It could be worse. You could be strapped to the outside of your car while your owner is MWD (Masturbating While Driving).

At least it's a GT. Had it been the V6, I would've doubted its ability to accelerate with that much cargo.

Eat yer heart out, Larry.

Looks like somebody drank some Red Bull.