"Piece of cake."

This has absolutely everything to do with SOPA. Sure, this specific takedown might not have happened in SOPA's name, but this is exactly the sort of thing that SOPA will bring to the world (or at least America) wholesale. Corporation doesn't like something? SOPA it. That's exactly what the NFL just did. Don't like it?…

Thank you, Debbie Downer. Do you have anything to back that up, or are you just a bitter, angry man?

I love Yellow Pages.

It does sorta look like a funky version of a Mek'Leth - which we all know [right?] is Worf's preferred weapon, because the Bat'Leth is too heavy and cumbersome for him.

*coughBat'Lethcough*

I have to say, if they're making laptops now, that doesn't really make them a "peripheral maker", does it?

Speed wasn't a factor? That means the Gallardo was sitting still when it skidded off the road?

Approved and promoted.

You forget how woefully inadequate the term "horsepower" is when describing diesel engines. 1,600hp at, say, 500rpm - which seems like actually a somewhat high speed for this monstrous an engine, but we'll stick with it - produces 16,806lb/ft of torque, which equals about 4 of your 4,400hp top fuel motors.

Funny, I just saw one flying overhead about 30 minutes ago.

Citroen DS. It's just so... French.

I put a case on my phone for the sole reason that with one, when I drop the phone the battery cover and battery don't turn into miniature battery-shaped cannons and end up 384 feet away in a drainage ditch.

Added complexity, added cost and power draw, and another few points of failure for a display that is still a far cry from the clarity and color reproduction of an optical display?

That generally doesn't happen, because I don't live in a place where the average teeth/mouth ratio is less than 15:1.

F that, "I was performing an operational check to make sure all my systems were functioning correctly after seeing the cops". They can't prove you weren't.

Huh huh, that's what she said.

No, it's called Excel's "Auto-scale".

Apparently, all their hair care products.

Tasteless