Couldn't they just run a tube into the passenger compartment from the intake a la Ford Mustang? It works pretty well on my '12 GT. Quiet when I'm not in it, loud as hell when I am. Also, not fake.

BUT DAMMIT, WE CAN TRY

That was on a Corvette forum, and the rotors in question were painted yellow to match the 'Vette.

Girls are reaching second base before the age of 30! How dare they!

That scarlet A stands for AWESOME.

I saw 12 ultrasonic Señors once, it was at a Mexican rave. Utterly awful, couldn't hear a damn thing they said.

"having your entire Facebook history wiped off the face of the Internet"

"So I wanted to change the name of the company, and then somebody gave me some acid... yadda yadda yadda, we're C Spire now."

Ya, got it back a month or two ago - on a comment making fun of Apple, no less. The times, they are a-changin'.

I fail to see how that's a bad thing.

Dear California:

"Shite" = British, or possibly Australian.

Oprah: "Everybody look under your seats... you all have CAR BOMBS!!! :D"

Replace with "Cute ways to tell your wife you had a vasectomy five years ago", watch her freak the fuck out.

Well, or swim, but in the ocean that's usually not a great alternative.

Here's a little part of it: Did you know that nearly every sailor in the entire navy is more than qualified to become a full-time firefighter? I've been trained on how to properly equip myself and how to properly extinguish and overhaul everything from a trash can fire to a Forrestal-size fire and everything in…

damn, why couldn't that happen to me? I'd totes sell all the parts on Ebay.

They tought that the same day as the "How to intimate sarcasm through typing" class. Fellow hookies!

As a member of the US Navy, I can absolutely assure you that fancy machines do not a great Navy make.

Wait, wait, did I miss something? When did Nick Denton start working for Facebook?