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Perhaps he’s leaving to join the Navy.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

THANK YOU. Many years ago, I lived in Johannesburg, South Africa, which had at the time (and continues to maintain) a fearsome reputation for violent crime which put it in a league with places like Kabul or Bogota. I rented a cottage in Parktown, a leafy near-north suburb, which was on the estate of an Afrkaaner

Excellent. HamNo has finally given us the green light to start building guillotines.

He believed in the heart of the cards and was rewarded for it. #yugioh

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Are you referring to the invasion of Iraq and how horribly managed Afghanistan was as examples of W’s poor policy? Millions died because of W. Millions of refugees created because of W. Trump is insane petulant man child and maybe he will cause a war but right now, I measure evil by body count and that puts W ahead

I dunno, I think torture is really and truly evil, but that’s just me.

YES.

...and in direct contravention to Kotaku’s prevailing wisdom, I have pre-ordered the shit out of this.

I’ve loved (almost) every Wolfenstein game since the first one back in the Shareware days, and the reboot (and even The Old Blood) were so goddamn good that I hold nothing but hope for the sequel.

Also, fuck Nazis.

Indecipherable rules. Seven minutes of action during a 3 hour game. CTE. The world’s most obnoxious fans. Non-guaranteed contracts. Silencing minority voices. The existence of the Browns. Authoritarian commissioner and owners. Hours of programming devoted to mock, fantasy drafts. Chris Berman.

Yeah, but I am not looking forward to the kind of draft that this tanking will lead to.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a

I think everyone should absolutely upfront ask for this information if they want it. Because it will tell their date that they’re batshit insane. And if the date answers enthusiastically it means they’re equally insane and the chart might not be needed because they’re super compatible.

Oh, but Ed Rendell and Robbie Mook said that Hillary didn’t even need those voters! Remember? For every progressive they lose they’ll gain two fat, white folks in the suburbs to replace them. Whoopsie!

You mean, gravity-harnessing?