I fully agree, but MLS teams will continue to exist, and if they play better competition, it could lead to both better American players and more of them being noticed by European clubs. An impressive Libertadores or Sudamericana campaign is often a springboard to Europe.

I honestly want to know how you can reconcile those two thoughts. I’m sorry if that sounded snide, but you say you’re ‘far left’ and prefer the candidate that chased moderate/ affluent republicans? What do you think far left means and how did HRC represent it better?

This makes no sense.

Except Julia Louis Dreyfus, people born rich make the worst fucking celebrities. Also, usually, the worst of everything else.

Alright, maybe a dumb question, but so what if NK has these weapons? I understand that they are a nightmarishly brutal dictatorship that keeps their people in a near-starvation dystopian hellscape with the threat of labor camps and executions, but is there any indication that they are also suicidal? They aren’t going…

Do you not wish to do the sex with it?

Porn matches generally end with the winner facefucking the loser with a strap on.

“The last hitter who hit .400 is dead and gone. There isn’t going to be another of those.”

According to every ride operator at Cedar Point, it’s the “Rockin’ Roller Coast”!

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

I’m torn because, while I wish a stroke upon Donald Trump, I don’t want Mike Pence to ever be president. Now, a Jeff Sessions stroke is one I’d have no qualms about.

Fuck Don Zimmer

It’s really not confusing, it’s a lesson in Collins systematically destroying good pitching.

LIFE IN AGGRO IT RAISES THE QUESTION, IT DOES NOT BEG THE QUESTION! IT BEGS NOTHING!

I’m no security expert or super villain or anything but it would seem to me that the place most vulnerable to terrorist attack are the long, grouped and wrapped around security lines BEFORE a single bag is checked. Right? Target rich and no one catches you because they haven’t checked you yet.

Really, though, what should we have expected from a matchup between the two-seed and the team picking first in the draft?

One of America’s greatest heroes.

“Hey there. Name’s Max. Max Rich, I should say. It’s a name and a way of life, my friend. Say, where do you summer?”

Double counterpoint, from a recent interview she did with Lena Dunham. Yes, I realize it was a joke. I also realize it’s a fucking vile one: