Moist...

Not enough?

Yeah, if the Republicans win the White House they might nominate Republican justices like Merrick Garland! Oh, wait

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Many antisemites believe that all communist movements are run by Jews. No joke.

What, 18 innings? We left in the 6th.

So these aren’t the traits of Gibraltar?

“If takes could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason.”

It’s like you aren’t paying attention to anything.

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.

With all the horrible stuff this past week, we are all in need of good news like this.

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

Talk about confusing. My mom says I’m a catch. Somehow I’m 40 and still single.

Hot take: ban fan voting.

...though if they try to invade DC in the summer without being adjusted to the atmosphere, they’ll all drown merely by breathing deeply.

First step? Look in the mirror and ask yourself... “Does she really exist? Really?”

My biggest issue with DWS is that she has failed at her job of getting democrats elected in down ticket races. So I think most people would be happy if she resigned imo. We need to reinstate the Howard Dean 50 state strategy that worked really well and enabled the democrats to take over control of congress.

But do you have Gjallarhorn?