Good thing that isn’t a real possibility then. Anyone who would get on board with Hillary if Bernie endorsed her now isn’t going to say no if he does it at the convention instead.

If you don’t carry credit card balances it’s better.

If you don’t carry credit card balances it’s better.

I was going to blame Maryland drivers for DC shutting down in the snow, but Metro can’t handle a light dusting without catching fire, derailing, or both. (which isn’t actually any different from every other day)

This is actually the start of a new crossover franchise called Rosetta Souls

And that year of Latin I took in college will finally pay off!

Biggest dumpster fire? Sure, but not most dumpster fires.

I’m not mad at KD for making the right decision for him, I’m upset as a fan of the NBA that the league will be less interesting next year.

Which is why you voted McCain/Palin, right? A woman could have been VP, why bother waiting for the right woman?

Almost no one earns what they are worth to their employer, that’s why productivity keeps going up, profits go up, and wages stay flat.

Some people’s heads will be exploding

Not necessarily:

What else is plugged in? Can you unplug the fridge while gaming?

You mean they weren’t?

This is why you bring something to eat in the middle of the afternoon. My go to is an apple which, in addition to being healthier than vending machine options and possessing cancer fighting abilities, also does a better job keeping you awake than a cup of coffee.

If you can’t take them seriously why are you here?

If China is going to be a huge market in the video game world could we get a sequel to Jade Empire, or at least another game like it?

Is it available in the big cans?

Is Trump the manifestation of Ochlocracy?

Socialism and dictatorship are incompatible. If any country is described as a socialist dictatorship one of those words is a lie, and it is always the socialist part. The means of production can’t be owned and regulated by the community as a whole if a single person, a dictator, is making all of the decisions.