Who let this Koala use a computer?

Went home for spring break one year and returned to find no one had bothered to lock the front door of our Acland. This was maybe a decade ago.

When I heard on Monday a student had fallen out of a bullseye I thought that was the worst thing I’d be hearing about my Alma mater this week. This is incredibly disappointing and I, as well as all the friends I have heard from about this, demand better from Kenyon.

Mets’ twitter had Bartolo’s back:

“Infinite Warfare”sounds like a description of the middle east to me.

What math would that be?

It is certainly possible a cabinet half made up of women would destroy this country, but I’d say it is equally as likely a cabinet made entirely of men would destroy it.

I’m registered as an independent because the Democrats are too far right for me and since party registration is largely meaningless I get to pretend I actually have political choice.

Will a future update allow for trans characters, and if it did would the same guys that complained about being forced to play as a woman complain again?

Do you also find it upsetting when Hillary supporters say we need to nominate her because she is “more electable” and the republicans are going to run a “skin sack filled with nightmares?

With the way our electoral system is set up it would quickly collapse back down to 2 parties. If we want more choices we need instant-runoff voting.

Why would Clinton be your “dream scenario” Dem if you want 50+ years of progressive politics?

Yankees are certainly up there, but I personally don’t find the arrogance of their fans nearly as obnoxious as the sanctimoniousness of the Cardinals’ fans.

And so much more realistic than believing a Wal-Mart board member who sat by and said nothing while they fired anyone who tried to form a union is going to do jack shit for the working man.

I spend enough time pretending to do a job every day, don’t need a video game for that when I’m at home.

Who is pretending?

First heard it on Deadwood. 19th century people thought Scandinavians’ heads were kind of boxy I guess.

How about squarehead?

I thought the beltway crowd were a bunch of over-educated elitists getting fat off of the tax dollars of Real Americans.

Exactly. Just as when you ask someone not to do something because you are ticklish and they keep doing it they are and asshole, the same can be said of someone who keeps doing something offensive.