Jesus was notorious for only doing cardio, and they didn’t even have protein powder back then, let alone steroids, so that’s a fair assessment.

A very special episode about the amount of cocaine you can carry before you get drug trafficking charges. 

No wonder Elway is such a Trump fan.

They're just pigeons. 

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

It’s frustrating that in the best rockies year ever the D-backs are hot too

I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.