To be fair, “have me divorce Neil Gaiman” was one of the rewards available on her Patreon.

“Once again, the animation is terrific, the restaurant turning into a robot with so many delightful features that I want to see Bento Box Entertainment and Hasbro team up and get this toy into stores in time for Christmas.”

Sure thing, you can have it right away!

Ha ha, just kidding! It’ll be a shitty Funko Pop.  

I’m sure the Rock will free up his schedule right away to make room for this one. 

The Nanny is on Amazon Prime in Canada.

I’m just saying, even knowing the verdict, I would be happy to watch a “Tim Heidecker on Trial”-type show of the civil trial of Latte Larry vs Mocha Joe. 

Technically, that’s because he didn’t have stalls in the bathrooms, no? I suppose it’s splitting hairs, but did they not have sinks in there? Was the purell meant to take care of post-bathroom handwashing as well?

Yes, I’m asking serious questions about the fictional washroom with the pretend toilet.

Was I the only one expecting Joey Funkhouser’s new, giant penis to get caught in the lid-slamming urinal? I kept waiting for the payoff for the weird urinal design but it never came.  

I’ve heard tell that Saudi Arabia is ready, willing and able to host ‘Mania as soon as they officially cancel it in Tampa, and that Vince is just trying to keep the money from the insurance company AND that clean, clean Saudi money. 

They tried, but there was that whole wave of terrible Katherine Heigl/Sarah Jessica Parker/Kate Hudson movies that pretty much killed the genre off. 

KNIVES OUT is sort of this year’s MBFGW - a “good” movie that you can take your older parents to on an afternoon matinee, isn’t 2 and a half hours long, isn’t part of a giant franchise, isn’t full of explosions, and you feel kinda like you’re going against the grain by seeing it, even though it’s a huge box office…

I feel like another big change from the book to the TV show, and a main reason it doesn’t have as much of King’s “warmth”, as you put it (which I agree with) is losing Claude’s mother and replacing her with an idiot brother who does nothing except make stupid decisions for no reason save for plot advancement. The…

Wait for his appeal, when he comes into court encased in an iron lung. 

They should have abandoned subtlety if they wanted to make it clear they were angling for a second season. Same mid-credits scene, Holly’s twirling her hair, listening to music, looking at her laptop, but then just have her casually chewing on a severed arm. 

Joe Hill did that in NOS4A2 (hid a little easter egg in the publishing details at the back), which I thought was kind of clever, but I definitely agree that it shouldn’t be something that’s crucial to the plot.

With her having a kid on the way, should we just place a call to Child Protective Services to give them a heads-up ahead of time? 

Especially since he was indirectly given orders to do so by Vince. Was basically told, ‘he thinks it’s fake. Show him it isn’t.’

I was worried that with Bruce Prichard back working for Vince, the show would be a little low on bullshit, but luckily Jim Cornette and Vince Russo are there to step up yet again.

I remember reading this in ‘99 or 2000 when this and She’s Come Undone were pretty much mandatory reading - all I can remember is that it had about 2 books’ worth of plot twists in the last 20 pages, like the author spent too much time writing about the scenery for the first 700 pages and had to cram it all in at the…

Re: Them calling it a “Season Finale” rather than a “Series Finale” - they want to leave it open for a season 2, where El Cucuy’s mother (played by Meryl Streep) comes to town to find out what happened to her son, and everyone is needlessly keeping it a secret for some ill-defined reason.

His career never really recovered after the SAHARA lawsuit - seems like the judge found that he lied about how popular his books were in order to get the movie deal he wanted.