“F**k you, I ain’t leaving till I get another crack at this.”

Amber getting voted off early was no surprise whatsoever - she looked like she could not have wanted to be there less. And the confessional where she couldn’t decide whether she wanted her team or Rob’s team to win the challenge was proof that she just had no real investment.

I still maintain that Rob should be…

So...is this the weekly recap, or a “For Your Consideration”?

Because I’d really hate if the show recaps were just abandoned mid-season a la “Fleabag”. 

Miss Yvonne wasn’t in BIG ADVENTURE, was she? 

“You were raped?”

“Well, at first...”

After the horrible “How I Met Your Mother” finale, and whatever thought process led him to believe that a movie about the Muppets getting back together should be centered around himself and the most boring Muppet imaginable, I was fine with him disappearing for a while. 

In the last act she turns evil with little to no foreshadowing and starts punching audience members and revealing the ends to various movies in current release.

She is then stabbed with a sword by her TV husband, Kyle Mooney. 

I really enjoyed the book until the ending, which, like so much King, is just...there?

Being the spokesman for a guy in jail has to be a pretty low-stakes job. 

Good call.

The one bright spot of the season - yet another finale where one (or possibly both) of the contestants in the fire-making challenge hasn’t made fire once all season! Like, what the hell were you thinking? 

I don’t blame her for nerves; I don’t think she wanted to have to be the spokesperson for this new policy that should have been in place long before she signed up for the game. She just wanted to play Survivor; not be the face of reality TV sexual harassment victims.

This really was one of the worst seasons, for all the obvious reasons but also just from an editing standpoint. “Villains” from previous seasons have always complained that they got a “bad edit”, but the stuff with Dan was just plain nonsensical. They establish on the first episode that he’s a bit too handsy for…

He was the one with whom Jamal had the whole “Du-Rag” conversation earlier in the season. Remember when THAT was supposed to be the big talking point of the season? 

I may be wrong, but he was voted off that week or the next, right? And neither he nor Sue were at the reunion special (once again, might be wrong on that one)

I don’t think the show is going to turn on Midge; this is an Amy Sherman-Palladino production - the Gilmore Girls were the two biggest jerks in Stars Hollow, and the show expected us to love them. 

The 40th anniversary of the Blues Brothers reminds me we’re currently celebrating the 30th anniversary of the greatest John Belushi project...

WIRED, with Michael Chiklis!

Come on, Criterion, step up. I know it was never released on DVD, but that’s only more reason to make this your first 4K release. 

So, do we know if Malek’s character is going to be Blofeld’s kid, or Le Chiffre’s cousin, or whoever the bad guy in Quantum of Solace was..his former roommate?

Because everything has to tie together now, I guess. 

Not spoiling anything either, but I’ve heard that the season long hoped-for by fans is going to be saddled with the stupid gimmick which ruined last season - yep, they’re bringing back Edge of Extinction. 

Swayze uses illegal parts.