The neighborhood liquor store or local vineyard will eventually notice the downturn in sales and call in a missing persons report.

I know Guralnick’s books are widely considered the be-all, end-all biographies for Elvis, but I’m waiting for a documentary that takes “ELVIS: WHAT HAPPENED???” by Red and Sonny West as the gospel truth.

Jake taking L after L this season has made me laugh. Even killing his drunk wife seemed like it was more out of frustration and annoyance than anything else - it was the Scandal equivalent to De Niro shooting Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown.

He’s ready to hit all his family reunions to find himself a new cousin to marry.

The original Broadway stage production of the story that Shot in the Dark was based on starred William Shatner in what became the Clouseau role, and one of the main plot points was that the Elke Sommer character never wore underwear.

This is the biggest scandal since POO was found to have been cheating.

It’s been a while since I read the Roger Lewis biography, but I think I read that Sellers wanted to do the next Pink Panther movie without Edwards, as their relationship had grown so toxic by the end of REVENGE - Sellers was writing it, it was going to be called Romance of the Pink Panther and by all indications, it…

Why? Why they vote out stupid pretty man?

I remember her, she was one of Rudy’s friends in what will forever be known as “The Lance and Charmaine era”.

Didn’t they just kill the Vice-President elect last season? And now they want to do it again?

See, mine was steroids and cocaine.

I realise it probably wasn’t in hindsight, but I remember that the effort that the internet put into finding the guy who punched Snooki seemed really monumental at the time. Wasn’t he a gym teacher in New Jersey and he lost his job as a result?

Olivia gave the order to blow up a plane with two people inside earlier this season.

Here’s the last I saw him mention it - did the original funding fall through?

I still laugh at the memory of James Earl Jones with his flat-top wig walking down the street, asking random passers-by, “You down with OPP?”

I’m guessing Papa Pope and Mama Pope come back to help take down Cyrus and Jake.

But the Jay and Silent Bob reboot seems to be DOA, and the one with the killer moose has also dropped off the radar.

Remember Jay and Silent Bob? They’re back, in pog form.

I fully admit that I don’t understand Hollywood, but Kevin Smith’s complete inability to get any of his various planned Jay and Silent Bob-related projects funded is a total mystery to me, but they forked over money for YOGA HOSERS wit a quickness.

Bradley not realising that everyone was talking about him at tribal (until afterwards, I suppose) was my favorite part of the season so far.