This show needs to either shit or get off the pot.

He’s this season’s Special Agent Philip. Everyone will want to bring him to the final 2/3 because everyone believes they can beat him.

Are we able to applaud their efforts and still think that CAH is awful in all other respects?

I remember Antichrist Superstar having 99 tracks or something like that, which was kind of a giveaway. Also my CD player would tell you how much time was left on each track (which was a godsend when making a mix tape), so if a track was 10 minutes long for no apparent reason, it was likely that.

With GSP back, thankfully this clown show isn’t the only source of income for the UFC anymore.

Louis’ character can be wearing the cone of shame from UP, with the voice of Jim Gaffigan.

Knowing full well that having to explain a joke means it wasn’t any good, I just took an old kids’ song and added typical Eminem lyrics to the end hamfistedly. Wasn’t meant to be an imitation, per se.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms SKEE BE DA BEE BAH 3-1-3 I hate my mom.

I really hope DA Hank Schrader turns out to be evil, because Cyrus is the worst. All his boyfriends/husbands wind up getting tortured.

“We all know that Perry dies in the last episode. What this 2nd season presupposes is, what if he didn’t?”

I just did my first tweet today.

Well, this is the first response in about 2 months, so I think I’m in the clear. I appreciate your concern, though.

She’s currently on that CBS show where a team of Sheldons from the Big Bang Theory solve global terrorism.

Didn’t Talese just write a book that turned out to be a total fraud? And his wife was the editor of that Million Little Pieces debacle?

It definitely sounds like it’s too rushed; it deals with his stylin’, but his profilin’ is sadly glossed over.

If you want your laptop or the iPad to be your kid’s babysitter, the least you can do is spring for Netflix.

This still makes me laugh insanely hard.

Brick’s impression of Sue was my favorite thing of the season so far.

“What happened to the fish?”
“They stayed fish. Whatever.”

It’s where the classic, “It doesn’t MATTER what your name is” was first introduced.