If my birthday was on the day of Final Tribal, I'd give it a shot.

Probst having to dance around the fact that Mike and Mama C are eligible in a season that claims "No previous winners" isn't somehow a major spoiler for this season is awkward as all get out.

No, he went upstairs to his room and never came back down. Or was that the younger sister on Family Matters?

On the way home they listened to Chris Brown. TRIFECTA!

People in the 80's liked TV shows where the father threatened to throw his kids out of the house. You never saw that shit on "Happy Days".

Many more stops on this tour would have been cancelled, had it not been for the terms of the contract, signed long before the backlash began, which stipulated that Cosby got paid whether the show went on or not. A lot of promoters couldn't afford that, so the show went on.

Ma and Pa have another baby, and it's sickly, so Pa asks the kids to pray for the baby, and Laura's like, "Nah." And the baby dies. Because Laura didn't pray for him.

It's not his fault; minutes before going on stage, Oprah talked to him through the TV to tell him he was destroying black culture. And also, she told him his fly was open.

It's going to be tough when Conan's show gets bumped for "Celebrity Beer Pong".

I wish they'd include the TV-edit stuff on DVD - there's a bunch more stuff with the two kids that I've only seen on TBS airings.

I don't know if we should be celebrating the editor behind the growing trend of 2 and a half hour comedies.

If Fallon brings back "Battle of the Network Stars", with Ty Burrell and Nathan Fillion doing the 100m hurdles, I think we'll have reached peak 70's.

I'm glad they found something for Marilyn Ghigliotti to do in the movie - I used to go to screenings of his movies in New Jersey and she would just show up and hang around outside the theatre, hoping to be noticed. I felt bad.

PUDDLE CRUISER wasn't very good, and that was pre-TROOPERS. Clearly they had one good idea, and made the most of it.

And they say that they need way more than $2M to make it actually GOOD. Like, with other actors and stuff.

One might be slightly more attainable than the other.

The stigma of a movie going straight to DVD/Netflix is fading quickly. If Pee-Wee's new movie, HAPPY GILMORE PLAYS LACROSSE or whatever, and Kevin's movies can be financed through the model, why not embrace it?

I remember reading the news a few months back about Adam Sandler signing that deal with Netflix to make sequels to all his movies, and I'd imagine Kevin saw the same article, and thought, "Yes, have some".

I think the techno music they played between every scene is the soundtrack to my nightmares from now until the sweet relief of death.

Wilson Phillips? Nuts to that.