As a mediocre white man, I’m feeling pretty good about my future. I just need to gain some weight and stop wiping.

Ahh, yet another way you all try to manufacture consent: name calling.

Well then her milk, milk, lemonade song should be offensive too. And Formation is not our generation’s “Lift Every Voice and Sing.” Lots of comedians do stupid shit. Lots - like Schumer - are not funny. But as a black woman, I would rather spend my time caring about issues that matter than waking up just trying to…

Here’s my problem with this, a problem which I have with all rich white lady feminists.

Sorry, but her racism can’t go unnoticed. Try being part of the solution for once.

It’s pretty easy to say that when it’s not you getting ripped to shreds - the guy participated in a Presidential debate, unintentionally became a meme, tried to have fun with it, and is getting burned at the stake for a few vaguely impolitic Reddit comments. According to you, he should have somehow anticipated all of…

“But I also find it VERY telling that a white woman and an Asian man are pretty much the biggest examples of cops being thrown to the wolves by other cops.”

I think it’s telling how much of the comment section here has been devoted to that aspect of the story.

You know what? White people, if you want dreads knock yourself the fuck out and go get them. You want cornrows because Kylie has them and they’re cute? Cool. Call them whatever the fuck you want to call them. KIM K signature braids? Awesome. Black hairstyles are functional for me because I do not have two to three…

In the mid-80s, around the time Jacobs was working at Charivari and being a club kid, there was a trend of hair extension weaves in the clubs. It came over from London and the “Hard Times” look promulgated by Vivienne Westwood and others (as seen on Boy George, Hayzee Fantayzee, and other groups of that moment). They…

THIS IS JEZEBEL. THERE CAN BE NO HUMOR OR JOKES UNLESS IT IS AT THE EXPENSE OF MEN - PARTICULARLY WHITE MEN.

Pro tip - do not tap any person (man, woman or child) gently on the forehead to shut them up. That is waaaayy more demeaning than Colbert’s question could have been, even if he hadn’t asked it in the most mischievous way (which he did). It was his way to start the conversation with his guest, other than asking what’s…

Because she's a typical left wing nut case?

New York limousine liberals will spend a lot of money to keep their kids away from the unwashed masses. Even those who claim to love public education.

Eh, there are some correlations but this doesn’t prove causation. A lot of poor people are poor due to bad decisions and/or lack of forward thinking, such as not purchasing toilet paper in bulk or on sale.

Nope. I have no sympathy for these teachers. Because I am a teacher. And yes sometimes my students can be downright nasty to me. But that’s the job. If you don’t have the patience or maturity to not insult and tease CHILDREN, then go get a fucking job anywhere else. Should teachers be held to a higher standard of…

You know, if it were just teachers making sarcastic, exasperated remarks and blowing off steam, I would think nothing of it. But to refer to children as fucking idiots and hope they fail—while being part of the group that can actually make that happen—goes too far. I had a teacher who had it out for in 7th grade and…

You better not be upset when Trump says that Mexican judges can’t be fair to him if you are going to turn around and say that white males cannot be fair to people of color and women in their trials.

It means he gets emotional at movies. And is hoping no one will notice his real tears if they’re used to always seeing a tear drop hanging off of his eye.

I mean...I dunno. This seems a bit silly. And I’m a big girl.

I’ve exhausted my will to type my feelings and opinions about all the fucked up things that lead up to and enabled this great tragedy to happen.