I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I’m all out of bubblegum.

While he definitely says “fuck you” at the end....that first part he says at the beginning could be something other than what most people are claiming. Get over it...

Hit my head on a counter behind me I laughed so hard...thank you! This wins all of the interwebs

You win....both for the reply and your profile pic. M.A.S.K. was the best back in the day!

*batteries not included....love that one!

OH MY GAWD, YES!!!

If only! I keep hoping for a sequel to Red Dead Redemption...

Great story! All I heard about when I went to Iraq and Afghanistan was how bad the ride in the “shithooks” was. My first time in one, I was nervous as hell. After the ride, I wondered what all the negative fuss was about. Anytime I got in one, I tucked my chin into my IOTV and fell asleep until we landed. The roar of…

I regret that I only have but one star to give to each of you. Good job!

I have heard some taco trucks in California (Fort Irwin National Training Center) with that exact horn. They would blow it and all of us Army soldiers would come running. Best food they had out there at Irwin.

This. Wins. The Internet. All of it. You win!

No....just....freaking...no.