Why did Ju Ju just completely fall down? Did he think he was paralyzed? Did he step on someones foot/roll his ankle? Was there some sort of invisible force at work here? Was he just that shocked? I have watched it a lot of times and cant figure it out. Anyone?

HUGE colts fan here. Ive been through all of the stages of grief in the last 12 hours. Denial, Bargaining, Acceptance, and so on and so forth. 2-14 here we come!

Jeez, it almost sounds like Gawker media is obsessed with Barstool. All of your outlets despise Barstool, and yet you cannot stop talking about Barstool. Do I detect a hint of jealousy? 

Cant wait till all of this blows up in a year or two with all of those personalities. Whose team is it? Kyrie will obviously think its his. What about DeAngelo Russell? KD? There is only one ball. It could be glorious, or a huge dumpster fire.  

What if they are douchebags that ruin the entire movie people have been waiting to come out for 10 years? Stop.  Just stop.....

Jeez, you really do sound like the “Stay off my lawn” old guy...

Deadspin is more obsessed with Barstool than any other site, because they are threatened by Barstool Sports. There, I said it.  

Why does he have to pay for it?

Yes, this.

+1,000,000,000. 

Well you know somethin Mean Gene....

Anybody else think Ruben Foster is SO HAPPY this story came out?

Holy shit. Damn, this sucks for that kid. He is a hell of a QB. Like you said, i just hope he can walk normal again, much less play QB.

You sir are an idiot. More ammo for the stoolies...

God please tell me this is not a work. Wwe and Vince have had some pretty awful storylines in the past, but even I dont think they would go this far. Hopefully not...

I had to fly to Miami, Florida from Louisville, Kentucky to pick up a car for one of my aunts friends. She broke her leg and couldnt drive it back home. It all came up very fast and I didnt even know what kind of car I was going to pick up. I said jokingly to my friends “watch it be a Ford Explorer or something.” S…

Wow, thats not going to be awkward or anything.

Because, alcohol.