One step forward...1000 mutherfuckin’ steps back. >:/

This is *your* doing...hisssssssss.

Fuck “American Gods”. Love live “Hannibal”.

Holy fuck, those numbers. My god, that is just unbearable.

This is far more incredible, thank you.

We should all do a live read.

Read this thinking you were going to recount your days as a playboy bunny and my ears really perked up.

She sounds a bit delightful.

Did he? Did he make it twice as dumb?

D:

That’s got to be hard to witness a friend go through this. I wish you and her the best. <3

Aaaaaand she is with him because?

So what the diff between that and self esteem “issues”?

grrm?

HOLY SHIT.

Who’s a good kitty? Who’s a good kitty? You are!

Don’t be that guy.

I’m glad you went nuclear on him. I’m so, so glad. Good fucking job.

LOL, people totally eat theirs. Like via vitamins and shakes. I’m sure if you find a hippie friend they’d be happy to share some of their personal placenta vitamins with you.

I think you’ll be ok. <3