It’s dirty, smells like urine and really, really dated. It really is not that special. The grounds are pretty but landscaping is nothing special when your home/architecture is falling apart and stuck in a time warp. So many more beautiful mansions in the area.

To...take...care of you?

I’m a little bit obsessed with her. I didn’t know who she was until I saw her on “Broad City” and now I am deeply in love. It’s really bizarre.

I am massively practical but the idea of stained glass windows detailing the intro to Beauty and the Beast sounds like a dream come true.

Yea, he’s got a real problem with her. Ever since he published photos of her and tried to ruin her and failed at it.

Jesus, your name is absolute poetry.

Lauren....Conrad?

Why, though. Why would he test the Fates in this way?

Another cat who works at the library!

Grandma kitty who works at the library. How delightful.

I think she and her husband had a very public, very huge falling out involving him cheating on her.

Very merry unbirthday.

I despise, DESPISE, Hugh Hefner. Yet I have enjoyed so much that Playboy has published. Conundrums!

What a sweetie.

Is anyone surprised? He’s got personality disorder all over him. He’s repulsive.

Yes, you are a terrible parent for viewing it with her and not giving her context for it. :/ What the fuck, dude.

It’s a huge bummer to run into those viewers/readers. Good on you for trying to have a rational discussion. I gave up.

Tell us all of it pagan skin god, so that we may worship you.

Do you think La Mer really works? I read somewhere that if you spend over $50 on a skin cream you’re likely just buying the name and packaging.

She is really beautiful. It’s almost unreal and confusing?