I would watch your hair kink about all day. Along with my cat. Behind things that hid us very poorly.

I thought scotch and whiskey and bourbon are all the same-ish. Then I asked the internet to explain the differences. And now I am more confused then ever. I don't belong here.

Let's grab a bourbon and chat about some classic lit, yo.

Anytime I fart for the rest of the day today I will smile and think of your marriage proposal fondly.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Wow, how very rude and clueless of them. Good on you for not letting them ruffle your feathers.

What's wrong with you? Don't encourage this behavior! ::passes note that says encourage this behavior::

You are beautiful and we should be drinking buddies. Also, what kind of whiskey. Call me.

Maybe keeping them both will be yet another big "twist" in the show to keep the ratings rising and viewers watching? I first thought it might be a fun idea but now I'm thinking it might turn into a mad house circus.

They should find a way to keep them both for the entire season. They both seem like they could be fun to watch.

Many parents seek out intensive live in therapy environments for their bio children when deemed necessary and the most appropriate and safest form of treatment. It's not abandonment.

It's like you were both blessed.

You should re-read his/her post. It sounds like you misread quite a bit of what was written.

I feel terrible for everyone involved and I hope that the other children can heal from this experience.

By "give back" I imagine she was placed in a intensive therapy based environment. More harm than good is done to the adopted child if kept in the family where the people around her don't know how to handle her outbursts and the family itself will probably suffer from long term PTSD. It's not fair to everyone all…

Right there with you.

Post more, please! This was so much fun to read!

Hahaaaaa. You're boned. Congrats.

Why the name AmazingAmy, though?

I wish you didn't have to feel this way about yourself.