You needn’t a perfect record to win the championship. Though I suppose near-total ignorance from someone with such a puerile username is not ostensibly surprising....

“sorry, it’s just that I’m so fat” - his stomach

sounds like she went to the totally wrong club

Wow, what’s the guy who wrote Ulysses doing out there during a baseball game??

Funny, since the only “cold take” I’m familiar with is when Congress “takes” the “cold” cash out of your hands to spend on the usual nonsense. So your “insult” in fact proves my point...

No need to explain, for I already know - “common sense”.

Actually, polls have shown that many feel that way.

Ah, and I would dare go so far as to venture that his commitment to playing professional baseball is quite similar to that of the fools in our U.S. Congress to representing the American people responsibly and intelligently, which is to say that there is in fact quite a LACK of commitment. Don’t mean to offend.

Due to his clear lack of talent, I can only imagine that this clown will be playing just as much professional baseball for the Mets as you’d expect to be played by none other than Manti T’eo’s fake girlfriend. Just kidding.

Neither do I! Just kidding, I do, I’m quite well-informed.

Oh? And for what reason should I do such?

“Colin Kaepernick accomplished that last week, consulting with former Army Green Beret and Seahawks training camp invitee Nate Boyer before changing his manner of protest to a kneel—simultaneously respectful and symbolic.”

Very much alive.

Yes, he died years ago.

Uh.... you know he’s dead, right?

“Now, take some time and think of a clever way to miss the point again. I’m sure it will be stupid and disappointing.”

And yet you choose not to join me in protest of this vile rag.... a fine “fan” indeed (sarcasm)

Oh? To mock the league’s champions and diminish their great accomplishment is “fun”?

I’m quite familiar with the word. Mayhap you’re unfamiliar with the Super Bowl?

Not when I’m bereft on all sides by fools disinterested in logic.