I generally think women who make these accusations deserve every benefit of the doubt that can be given. But, this allegation doesn’t seem to make sense. From her account, there should be at least two witnesses to this — her boss and Sano’s agent (and potentially a third if there was someone else driving the car Sano…

A loaded trailer left unattended for long periods of time is going to attract the attention of thieves, plastering it with decals that give an indication of it’s possible contents only increases it’s likelyhood of theft.

Plow King (BURRRPPPPP)

That’s dedication! I even made myself look like a girl and took hormones! lol ;P

Because you (the driver) can’t see them. Hood ornaments trace their history back to the Boyce MotoMeter, which was an early way to measure water temperature. Many companies simply added extra ornamentation around it (Packard pictured below), either as standard, or as aftermarket add-ons. When the MotoMeter became…

Fuck the Wilpons, they want to cut 20 million in payroll and just spent 20 million on a fucking e-sports team. I hope they fucking all drop dead tomorrow

I’m fairly certain, just on principle, that you meant to implicate Erwin Schrödinger. Thing is, the cat’s also alive.

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

I think this is a pretty Jalop story. Mr. Urambo was having trouble getting the car from Ron’s place, so I offered my trailer. We only know each other through the comment section, so I fully expected Urambo to decline my offer to help (being a weirdo from Jalopnik and all.) But, he accepted, so we met at Ron’s and got…

Agreed, David. It does feel like a giant waste. Ron wasted these cars.

I got an SID in college too. :(

Now the 70-year-old is resorting to just scrapping some seriously cool cars instead of selling them, and it’s a damn shame.

Alternate title:

“Chicago has their deep dish, New York has their giant thin slices, and that’s all there needs to be as far as named pizzas go.”

Pot, meet kettle.

Why? You didn't.

This Santa deserved to get shot if for anything because he was a day early. The only mythical character allowed to come on the Eve is Adam.