This is the correct take. Spicy McNuggets were not spicy at all. Hot Sauce was good, though. And Chips Ahoy McFlurry (with extra “caramel topping”) was awesome.

Our office has been open every day. People just take reasonable precautions - it almost seems like hand sanitizer sprays from the ceiling when you walk through the door. Still having group lunches, although we don’t really have space to sit and eat together so it is more like group ordering and eating at your desk.

Fun fact: If you order the Scott Travis meal at McDonald’s, the order taker blares “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” through the speaker at you!

nothing at all on the Taco Bell menu comes with jalapenos

That’s because he pitted first. Had Bottas come in after Ham, he could have selected a different strategy. And from the radio messages and post-race interviews, it sounded like Bottas absolutely needed to pit when he did.

Leave the hot dogs. Take the oreo cannoli.

Unless standards have really changed, that wasn’t acceptable years ago when I worked as a cashier to help pay for school. Can’t believe it is acceptable most places now. 

You could care less, but you don’t? Why is that?

Littering is a separate problem. 

Good answer. Would have been a great answer, but you did not end it with #historybitch

Lemonade has sugar in it? Well, I never!

Yep. I can’t imagine everything a driver has to keep track of during a race. But my engineer tells me to box, I am trying to watch my speed entering the pits, etc., I don’t know that I really am looking for those little signs. So I kind of blame the two teams more than the two drivers. But the rules are the rules.…

Last I heard she had a Harley. She would be a great addition to the Jalopnik staff.

I’d direct you to the website for Uncle P’s for more information but it literally is just the pictures posted above and a video that I couldn’t get to play (but which I assume is the video from above).

So I was curious as to what these things originally sold for at auction and turned to the google. Here’s what I found:

If Chico’s Bail Bonds can sponsor a little league team, Rich Energy probably could sponsor a youth go cart team. 

That roof map is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen on a car. Worse than fake vents. Worse than the cars that look like they crashed into the Pep Boys bling aisle. Why would I want to be reminded of Detroit every time I got in my car? 

No Dice? NO DICE? I admit I am not as much of a regular reader as I used to be, but what happened to NPOCP? 

It’s funny that whenever something is working in management’s favor it’s always just a one-time “special case” situation.