To the ER when Gruden has his inevitable heart attack next month.

Wait, you are using the heat when “the temps are in the mid to high 60's”? You only need the heat on with the top down when the temp is in the 40s, maybe low 50s!

This fits everyone -- call it nippling. Because driving with the top down when it is a bit chilly effects everyone the same way. Well, unless you don’t have nipples. Then you probably have other things to worry about. 

Is that Applebee’s in Temecula, by chance?

No discussion of NFL refs is complete without reference to the giving him the business penalty.

Sadly, I’ve never been ungrayed on Deadspin. Jalopnik for years, but Deadspin is holding me down.

So you’re saying they smelled baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’d?

Why did the chickens get halfway across the road?

That’s why I moved everything into bitcoin. What could go wrong? 

He didn’t deny being a copy. IJS

It’s not even a debate - the NBA. If the pros are playing as they typically play in a regular season game, you can run off a pick. Plus the possibility of a technical. Plus the possibility of a foul. Plus the potential for cherry-picking. 

It obviously varies by store, but I know about 220 stores where they will still be available. :) 

Well, the holder did tell him before the snap to hit the bull. 

Do you even baseball, man? 

Yeah, I will concede that point. Have recently found myself listening to more 70s, even though I really came of age in the 80s.

Mr. Brasche, what you’ve just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone reading this website is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God…

Oh, I know the Trans Am from back then was not a good car. But SMOKEY & THE BANDIT, man! Plus, when compared to the 2 Mustang IIs that I had to live with in HS, it had a screaming chicken on the hood!

Horrible cars (except the Smokey & The Bandit TA!), horrible clothes, horrible hair, horrible decade. 

What’s the car that people drive the fastest in?

You brought up DFW so I assume you are from there or know the area well. If so, you should remember the Mavs (and Avery Johnson in particular) getting booed in 2007 during the GS series. There were quite a few games after the championship season where the Mavs got booed at various points - they played such awful…