Do you need any personalized shirts?

That fighter did not put his best foot forward with that referee.

I don’t know, I think all these dunks on Shawn Bradley are more discourteous

Having just suffered driving through Kansas (twice!) over the Thanksgiving holiday, all I can add to this conversation is fuck Kansas, fuck the Kansas turnpike, and fuck the Kansas Highway Patrol for setting up radar every 5 miles (or so it seemed). 

That's a $2500 gag car, at best. 

Save the time out in case something happens on the field goal attempt and they need to stop the clock to try again. 

It’s not worth it.

Patrick Ewing even fucked up the Dream Team picture. This pic would have been better without him. 

Putrid has sued Carmelo Anthony for giving it a bad name.

Fake ... um ... news?

The reason I don’t watch NASCAR is because it’s generally boring. The only race I watched this year was the one on the roval, and that was actually pretty fun to watch. Otherwise, it’s wait until the last three laps of the race to see what’s going to happen.

Nobody goes there any more — it’s too crowded!
- Yogi Berra

The sign says we’re overheight.

And now we get the pablum from Jason Garrett and his ilk.

I guess those 48-hour psych holds just don’t do the trick.

Thank goodness some people are still able to comprehend what they read. 

See above. Goodbye whack job.

Plot twist: He’s the mayor of Janesville.

You are insane. I refuse to feed the troll any longer. I’m right, I’ve always been right, and you can’t admit that you don’t know what you are talking about. Good day, sir.

I just didn’t read it closely enough. I would never blame the Dude.