Three reichs don’t make a ... right?

Don’t think it’s going to get there. 

Yes, joke posts must always be 100% accurate. 

It’s a joke

Not only do I have health insurance and a job, I actually have a sense of humor. You should use your health insurance and have one implanted in you. 

Or most people have a sense of humor and get the joke  

That’s the joke

Or people that have a sense or humor. 

It’s a joke. 

A sense of humor — you should try to find one. 

It’s a joke, nitwit. Don’t you feel dumb that 450+ other people got it and you didn’t?

Lighten up Francis. It’s a joke. You are familiar with the concept, right?

this is my second <tears> My first was when my joke comment was quoted but someone else riffed on it. Didn’t even award me an honorable mention. Lol. But congrats anyway. 

So bummed. Thought I had a chance. 

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

It was just a flesh wound.

Nope. But after voting, I did go back up to see why someone is so delusional. Given a 91 Camaro, I assumed it was cocaine.

I hate, hate, hate having to credit Bill Simmons for anything other than being an insufferable dickhead, but didn’t he really start this crap?

I had a massive heart attack (the Widowmaker!) the day before I was to leave on a flight. I missed it.