Good no-call. Kid went for the bail-out foul instead of trying to actually make the shot, which is weak as hell. The defender actually landed back on the ground before the shooter jumped into him.

It's not a slam dunk at all. It's a 3-pointer, dummy.

The fact that you can jump into someone and have the foul called on the person who didn't initiate contact is stupid, anyway.

Is gravity pulling my gut outward, as well? That would seem to be a reasonable explanation.

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

It's in fantastic shape and belongs in a museum. And the guy who put a $12,000 price tag on it belongs in a padded call.

Fed will always be my favorite athlete. I've rarely seen such a good sport in "real life", much less from a high profile dominant professional. Contrast with Tiger.

I don't know, but whichever asshole took the water has made a powerful enema.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

I hope he has a full recovery. But you have to think that if you survive an asteroid collision that massive, eventually it's going to catch up to your health.

The Mets are garbage, but not sending this greedy dad free stuff is more "Well done, Mets."

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

And the Oscar for best cinematography goes to Vita Beylina for "Branch through a screen window, with something happening behind it."

I make this appetizer that is bacon-wrapped onion rings. You take an onion, slice it into rings and tightly wrap bacon strips around the ring. Then you bake them slow, on a low heat. Here's a picture:

best dunk since LaVine. His reaction and those of his teammates are priceless.

I can think of one, really really really good reason.

He's not dead; he's just ground beef.

The cow is perfectly fine. He was checked out on the sidelines and was back in the next series.