Thank you!

"How hard would it be for CAPTCHA to set up a blacklist" — um, that's part of the problem!

Someone please help a soccer neophyte. How is Dempsey not offside when he received the pass? No defender was even close to him.

Whenever I ask if anyone wants it, they always say no. :(

Participating in an illegal activity that leads to the death of someone can constitute manslaughter or even second degree murder, so the GTR owner still could be screwed. And that's just the criminal side, because a jury certainly could find him to be a responsible party in the civil lawsuits that undoubtedly will be…

Note to self: When at home tonight, google tentacle porn.

Arch Duke is smart — he's already negotiating.

Sometimes, though, getting in through the backdoor is better.

A couple of years ago Dallas activated "Ice Force 1" as a result of a snow storm. I believe we have Ice Force 2 available for blizzards!

I'm a Mustang guy, I've owned five of them, and I currently own a 2014. I wouldn't buy this.

"somehow tie in a bonus or something from the sale of each car" — uh, that's called a commission.

The only thing Zirn nailed was the recasting of his original article to fit with his new narrative.

My kid's getting a 1976 Mustang II just like what I had. That will allow him to grow up big and strong and responsible, just like me!

575 HP Roush Stage 3 Mustang. It's a great day here in Texas, so I even drove it to work today!

Kinja'd

"Some soap and a flat bed with a wench" — damn, you just described my Saturday night.

Not everyone in the US chooses large engines. For instance, I personally have not upgraded my RS3 Mustang above the "stock" supercharged V8 that puts out a measly 575 HP. Some people already would have added the upgrades that would put it at 625 or even 675 HP, but I have not since I care about the environment!

Um, I don't think "allegedly" means what you think it means.

Not yet, my pet, not yet.

You really can't see the difference between that move and the two Methot checks?