Schumer has been sliding down my respect gauge for a few months now.

Congrats to Danny Trejo. 48 years sober, an amazing accomplishment.

My vote is find a douchebag from New Jersey who is now in a frat at University of Alabama

The problem is that the people she’s tweeting about make their living from making their personal lives our business.

But nonetheless it’s a shitty joke and a stupid thing to write.

yup. I honestly got no problem with the tweet.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

Maybe she has expressed the limits of her creativity.

Mongooses are actually kind of badass though. Anthony Weiner is like a middle aged pantsless guinea pig dressed in a cheap dominatrix halloween costume in a purple PT Cruiser blasting Nsync in the Dairy Queen parking lot on a Friday night and trying to pick up college girls. Nothing badass, all just bad.

I feel a bit sorry too, but there’s also something about the juxtaposition of a $13k a month postmates bill and no marketable skills that just kind of pisses me off.

Woogies. Batwings. Flappy bits. Less than perfectly toned. The under-parts of people’s arms that continue in motion while the rest of the arm is still. Something that a large number of women have, but are taught is a problem to correct, and certainly not something often seen on morning broadcasts. I would love an…

omg, I thought they were eating watermelon at first!

This is a cute idea with shit execution. The design is bad and they should feel bad. Plus Belgie? I’m going to choose to read it as Blege.

What I like best is that they’ve only got eight shows between the two of them. There are a shit ton of models without the famous pedigrees who do eight shows in one fashion week.

???

I’m so glad my teens and early 20s were back in the days of land-line only, if you were lucky!

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…