I didn't interpret his head shake as a fake-out. I thought he was chiding himself for not making a bigger wager.

We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want, in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus…

I know how only because the New Orleans French Quarter is also called the Vieux Carré. It means "the old square" and is pronounced "v'yoo kah-ray."

Sure! Here's my number… 867-5309

"Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude."

That's how I knew Shutter Island. I saw the movie on DVD. I really enjoyed it and I didn't see the twist coming. I would recommend it, but now, there's no point. Damn you, Jeopardy! (shaking fist at TV) (TV is all "Hey, it's not MY fault!")

♫ Looove dat chicken from Popeyes! ♫

You collect TV Guide?

I've never seen a beautiful lady reading The Guide so far away from a TV. You must really like television.

I hated that spoiler category. I knew Shutter Island. Now there's no need for me to read the others.

I'd like to go and just walk around asking everyone "Got a light?"

I'm relieved that it was broccoli. Whew! I was afraid you were going to find a dead animal.

Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?

I hate when they jump around looking for a DD, especially when it's the returning champion leading off the game. Pick the category that's your best and start at the top. I think that way you can develop a nice rhythm and run the category.

What is Puppetry of the Penis?

Great Job Internet has gone off half-cocked.

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Still Star-Crossed is not the train wreck I expected it to be. I'll be watching when it moves to Saturdays, starting July 8th.

Something's missing, all right.

I wonder what, if anything, will replace Esquire in Comcast's channel line-up. The only channel that I don't have, and that I wish I did, is Chiller TV.