Clerks XXX? But I haven't seen the first 29.

A horror movie being underrated is just a result of the prevalent prejudice against the horror genre. People are shocked - shocked! - when a horror movie turns out to be, well, you know, a good movie. And then to add insult to injury, "good" horror movies get reclassified as thrillers. Jaws, Silence of the Lambs,…

Lots of dogs look happy, especially in profile, just because their mouths curve upward, and we interpret that as smiling.

I spent almost the whole episode trying to figure out who Brandon reminded me of. It came to me during final jeopardy. Seth MacFarlane! I mean "Who is Seth MacFarlane?"

Shootin' at the walls of heartache!
Bang! BANG!

My phone autocorrects internet to Internet, and that bugs the hell (Hell?) out of me.

The point is moot if you spay and neuter your pets.

I tried to prepare by registering at Kinja, and I couldn't figure out how to do that. This does not bode well for the transition.

I think the wardrobe department must have a trunk of accessories that the contestants can rummage through. Like kids do, playing dress-up. Fingers crossed that this week's streak continues today with a feather boa!

I think you're right! Thanks! Whew, one less thing to lose sleep over tonight.

Who is that in between Cersei and Bran?

Those hats are (very aptly) called fascinators.

I wonder if he had made his voice rise at the end, would that be enough to count as a question.

I watch a lot of retro game shows on Buzzr and see that AARP ad all the time. But my least favorite commercial targeted at aging baby boomers is for Consumer Cellular. The way that woman says "Of course we can embrace new technologeeeee!" drives me nuts.

I'm OK with Ravi's sex face, but not Liv's tan-and-dye.

And the source of the expression "in like Flynn," which when you think about it, is quite dirty.

♫She's a brick… howz!♫

I prefer my cotton gin shaken, not stirred.

7. Sloane Peterson
25. She's forever your girl
26. Lou Grant, The Sopranos, "Poor you!"
72. "Oooh! Barracuda!"
97. The luckiest man on the face of the earth

Lookit dat belleh! Who wants a belleh rub? Ima gonna rub dat belleh!