Can someone please tell me what Elijah and the waiter said to each other? All I could make out was the word "bathroom." I'm terrible at lip-reading!

Important question to ask: Did you read the novel?

No, Avenue Q is not for the school. Madeline works part-time for a local professional theatre company, and Avenue Q is their next production.

My favorite Catherine moment from this episode:

I'd rather just stay home and eat cheesecake.

Asher called Michaela "Mickey." Tee-hee!

12. Jack Palance - one-arm push-ups

CBS letterhead! Didja frame it?

You know nothing, Jon Snow.
- Ygritte

19. Harvey Korman - The Carol Burnett Show
38. Janice Dickinson - America's Next Top Model. One of Bill Cosby's many accusers.

A cookie chill-off is a great idea. Snuggling on the couch, watching Netflix, polishing off a bag of Milanos.

We're not the only ones who have noticed Alex's disdain for "low" winnings - https://theringer.com/alex-…

23. MST3K - "You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies??"

Yes, Riverdale is good. I watch it live and then change the channel for How to Get Away with Murder. It's a fun double feature!

The current Jim J. "I'd like to buy a vowel" Bullock.

The wrong replies could have been even worse:

I looked it up, and yes, it's a Star Trek quote from a 1967 episode. It's something Kirk says during a competency hearing. Kristin's anecdote would have gone over better with a William Shatner impersonation.

Aloha Oy Vey

How could they not include the quintessential TV movie Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? And the title is even already in the form of a question!

2. Seth Green: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also, this commercial - https://m.youtube.com/watch…