How do I tell my friends I can’t afford to hang out with them?

After the Atletico-Real CL final in 2014, when CR claimed his penalty goal with that awful Hulk-like celebration as if he had actually won the game (let alone the penalty), my loath for him was all-time. But there’s just something about his unwavering willingness to sacrifice anything to back-up his claim as the best…

Can we pleeaaasssee get a close up of his head snapping back? That has got to be internet gold.

I live in Colombia, where 2 giant bags of veggies and exotic fruits cost me $8 USD yesterday. Which was the same price I paid for one (!!) jar of Peter Pan Crunchy Peanut Butter (only alternative is Reduced Fat Jif, gross). It is worth it.