There is a documentary that ran last year on either the Smithsonian or National Geographic channel that called attention to the fact that most of the known forged Dead Sea fragments suspiciously were of the very few passages that involved homosexuality; like, why were so many “newly found” fragments all about such a mi…

I don’t watch it “ironically.” I watch it with a four-drink minimum

How does any sort of Puerto Rican heritage qualify her to write about Mexican immigrants?  

I’m not sure I’d agree that Trump is in the fittest physical health out of the three (and he’s not exactly transparent about anything), but this election is once again confirmation that we need an age cap.

As someone else said online who I can't remember, "now I feel sorry for the virus."

What an incredibly invasive and creepy thing to ask. Also creepy-the principal claims there were “parents who are proud of the school for taking a stand to ensure prom is an encouraging, wholesome event.” aka parents who were totally fine with their girls being treated like objects that needed monitoring. 

I feel like if you can take time to Instagram this, you could have looked for a restroom with a changing table.

I’m not going to judge a new parent for how they react in an emergency situation like this, but I am going to judge you if you use it as a photo op to try to look relatable on instagram.

Yes I can see it. It’s all coming together mwahahaha- Tulsi Gabbard as she slowly turns in a revolving chair stroking a Persian Cat

This Elizabeth Warren supporter is a proud dog owner and I have a strict, no-human food for doggos policy. So, much like almost every other policy proposal she’s laid out thus far, I continue to stand behind her 100%.

“Apropos of Nothing” sounds like the douchiest title ever for an autobiography

I don’t care about your military status -- you are correct.

I have a … modest … proposal I’d like to discuss with you.

He’s just a god-level idiot. How this guy manages not to kill himself on stairs each day is a continuing mystery.

Hasn’t he learned? More children never fix a bad relationship.

I hope Biles, Raisman, and the rest of the victims take all these malignant tools to the cleaners. Then, if they decide they want to, after they’re ready to retire, create a whole new org from the ground up.

What the hell does your ability as a gymnast have to do with “severity of abuse”?

Good thing you wasted all that money on your vanity campaign rather than using it for down ballot races to help dismantle the political infrastructure put in by Trump and his ilk.

We are mysterious people, we steal jobs but we are lazy.

Fun fact: I lived in the US for 2 years, routinely spoke my native french everywhere with friends that were here with me, stole one of y’all jobs for a while, and weirdly enough, nobody ever told me to speak english. People usually swooned and squee’d.

But sure, it’s not racist ^^