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Counter point: it’s not a dress. It’s a long tshirt with booty ventilation.

100% of humans have butts, which makes them far less alarming than, for instance, your dick. Nobody needs to see that, except upon special request, tyvm!

Lizzo needs to understand when something like that is appropriate-like at a beach or an MTV Awards show or at a fashion awards show where people expect to see an exposed rear end. Your examples of other people showing their buns are pointedly not at basketball games. Incidentally, people very much talked about those

My partner is like this. He doesn’t fight. He just waits for me to work through my anger. He listens patiently and supportively. When I’ve expelled my emotions, he says what he thinks and feels calmly. I have a history of abusive relationships, both familial and romantic, so his approach works best for me.

“I would normally think they’d stop her at security and say, ‘Ma’am we understand, but there are children here. Games are like a family affair and everyone doesn’t want to see all that,’”

he was a FOOL to pass that up

Apropos of nothing, when I was a kid in the 80s, I once wrote to Weird Al with my brilliant parody idea for Culture Club’s “Miss Me Blind.” It went “I know you’re mince meat, I know you’re mince meat. I know you’re mince meat piiieeeeeeeeee.”

What religion are they supposed to be that forbids vaccines?

it’s funny when you can use your religion to both protect your bodily autonomy from vaccines and restrict the bodily autonomy of women.

Buddy. Why are you here? Isn’t there some place else you can work out some of that low T induced middle aged angst?

This is unreal. Hope the movie tanks -- I won’t be giving it any money.

The reason there’s no Baby Yoda merch for Christmas is because Kevin Feige didn’t want the reveal to be spoiled. If it wasn’t this way, we’d have known about Baby Yoda back in July.

My brain got confused when I saw her on screen because my eyes told me “Richard Simmons?!” and my ears told me “Amy Sedaris!!!”

What an unnecessarily cruel and fucked up comment about someone who just died. What evidence do you have that this young man was violent? That he beat women or raped children? Or are you painting everyone with the same brush now? I hope no one close to you ever struggles with opioid addiction and some asshole stranger

Mmmmmmmmm

i’m an opera singer and i just watched the video on TMZ and am f*ing insulted

Couldn’t sleep (as usual) so I got out of bed and hurriedly painted this (on an old recycled paper file folder) and stuck it on the wall. At least this will cover up the wallpaper damage until I can find/make something better. It broke my heart that my husband felt bad about messing up the wall, so something had to be

I specialise in Myanmar and have lived there for the least several years, including in Buddhist nunneries and monastic schools. Yes, Myanmar is very religious, but the degree to which that translates to policing individual sexuality really varies. There is a long tradition of same-sex attracted identities, its not

Lmao. That banana bread that never happens but you tell yourself it will because you don’t want to admit you wasted food!

Oh, man, I was FUMING at the NPR story about this last night. I get the scale thing, and they’re not wrong about the fact that at those sheer numbers, you’re gonna have bad shit happen. But, look, we’re not asking Uber to fix humanity and solve the problem of sexual assault in society, we’re asking Uber to appropriatel