I have the same fantasy. 

Guarantee he also has a history of domestic violence. 

I found my will from about ten years ago and specifically requested my ashes be spread at the San Diego Zoo. 

I found my will from about ten years ago and specifically requested my ashes be spread at the San Diego Zoo. 

And that’s how you get chlamydia. 

For immigrants. 

Will the health department be inspecting? I don’t know if I would want that job. 

In 2002 I moved from Japan to San Diego and driving through Lakeside for the first time I passed some people dressed in long, white Jesus robes. I thought that was going to be normal for SoCal. I was unaware that it was Elizabeth Smart and her kidnappers. 

Ugh I hate modal fabrics. They don’t look good after a few washes and the drape is never flattening. 

My friend who met him pulls out his business card when she’s feeling down. She also invited me to volunteer with her on his campaign.

I disagree with almost always being fine in a few weeks after GBS diagnosis. It’s taken me almost four years since getting GBS to start feeling normal again. It’s a slow climb for many, many people. 

Evil ages you rapidly but in return you live forever. 

I just returned from a safari in South Africa and had the pleasure of watching hippos swim in the Limpopo River but I was very uncomfortable even though the guide said that standing between hippos and water is the biggest threat. 

Don’t be easy to trick.  

Just around the lips. 

GTMO conducts training every other year for a refugee crisis. Might actually be the more humane solution - Well that was a few years ago when Obam was president; I don’t trust this current administration

Every other year GTMO holds a joint exercise with federal agencies to to deal with refugees (expecting it to happen with Haiti and Cuba) complete with a processing center and simultaned media coverage. When I participated I was part of the public health team but that was during Obama’s time so I imagined it being a…

Also cunts are useful. So Ivanka is only half a cunt.

My fat tabby gave me a black eye recently. I was walking him in the canyon near my house and a couple approached with a large dog. I picked up my cat but he freaked out and sunk his claws around my eye. There was so much blood. Thankfully the guy waking his dog was an EMT and guided me back to my house and cleaned my…

First they need to visit the morgue and the ORs.