Shit, I see that once a week in San Diego.

Long but interesting read

So I guess this means nobody is going to be asking for my placenta smoothie recipe?

I was recently going through old photos from the early 90s and found some from when I was a senior in HS dressed all in black with my face painted black, ready for the annual tradition of egging (I don’t even remember what I was egging) and the intent was to blend into the dark. Also from Idaho.

Perfect! This is just what I need while waiting to see my opthomologist.

Eventually post polio syndrome will catch up with him.

I’ve recently switched to wine spritzers.

Agreed. I had it happen when I was in Iraq too. I didn’t find out he was married until months later. I have a right to decide if I want to fuck a married man; don’t deny me that choice.

I hooked up with a dude in GTMO who only told me after sex that he was married (how convenient when your wife and kids live a 1000 miles away). I was pissed because i never would have consented to sex with a married man. Sorry you are going through this.

She’s not even a fetus anymore.

He’s only sorry he got caught.

I’ve already seen that response on Twitter.

Breast touching, the new handshake. But seriously, what a piece of shit!

Merriam-Webster has you covered

What I think of when a woman is called hysterical:

Rep Rodney Davis said “It’s my breaking point of civility in politics,” Davis said. “When you go to baseball practice for a game for charity and you have to dodge bullets and you watch your colleagues lay in the field? Yeah. It’s my breaking point. This has to stop. Hate has to stop.”

Stress can cause a type of retinal detachment - central serous retinopathy. Caused by high cortisol levels. CSR usually resolves after a few months. At least mine has.

Why do the wrinkles on the sleeve look like a face?