Let's hope that Anna Wintour doesn't take Tyra's advice.

She can't win, can she?

So, I just need to have a puppy with me at all times in case I run into Tom Hardy and somehow seduce him? Consider it done.

Giselle Bundchen is also a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and also has been on the cover of Vogue. Somehow that didn't seem to bother Anna Wintour — so why would it bother her about Kate Upton?

Martha even has a video of how to do it correctly, and I still just end up wadding them up and hiding them in the flat sheet :(

I'm thinking that was the outfit she wore to the Met Gala either this past fall or the year before. The outfit is from Rodarte, and actually looks much less Christmas-y in other pictures.

World peace and perfect fucking cake every day, and a clean, organized office to boot!

Over the past few years, I've just fallen in love with everything Valentino puts out. This collection is just lovely, especially all of the blue dresses and the floral prints. I love the little fake sock shoes, although they're very derivative of Mui Mui/Prada.

I was going to comment the same. She's the only one, besides maybe Lindsey Wixson, who looked outright damn fabulous despite the sweaty Rizzo hair.

I know. Sometimes it is really hard to tell what Amy really looks like. (From here: http://izismile.com/2011/09/28/amy_poehlers_incredible_30_tv_characters_30_pics.html)

I'd still kill for that dress! And the red cape.

It definitely wasn't a situation for the faint of heart. I'm pretty happy that I've not had to deal with anything remotely similar.

I know! I think after that my mom didn't leave my sister outside as much.

Forcing an animal into cosmetics research so that you can have a mascara that lengthens and separates is needlessly cruel.

Because people have a choice to become make up testers? Animals don't.

Free range babies taste so much better. Plus, they're better for the environment and the local watershed.

My mom, in the '70s, did this with my older sister because at the time they lived in the boonies in Virginia. They were the last house on a cul-de-sac and the back of the backyard backed up to wilderness.

Ha! As you said, by nature of her celebrity, Katie Holmes will never win in the tabloid stories :(

I guess she was late enough for it to be noted? Only recently at a free community yoga class I'm taking have I been anywhere that someone felt they could walk in 15 minutes late and just start participating, which was unsurprisingly really distracting and pissed our teacher off. This was the first time this person had…

Yeah, being late is no good. Either pick a different class later in the day (if you can), or just don't go that day and find some other exercise if you are going to be as late as she was. It's so disrespectful to everyone in the class.