Those colors definitely don't come naturally.

I thought Gaga said material, too. I was trying to figure out the link between babies and materialism. I guess it's good to have goals for your career before having children? It just seems weird that she thinks her fans would be upset with her having a child. I'm not sure why it would make a difference. She could draw…

I think I used to wear a pretty similar outfit to Rachel Zoe's when I was 9 and played dress-up. I probably did not have the crazy scientist sunglasses, but those off-shoulder ruffle dresses were highly coveted pieces in the dress up bin.

I don't know why he's not in more films either. He was doing a line of golf clothes for a while, so maybe he wasn't interested in movies for a bit? Either way, he should be in more movies.

I totally read that in his voice. Imagine the faces he would be making too while he was saying that. Priceless!

Kind of off topic, but I love that you call your grandfather Da. My son and now my niece call my father Da. My son was the one who started calling him that and it has stuck.

Who needs jobs when Republicans can fund already-rich lawyers to perpetrate bigotry? Being an asshole is just so much more fun!

I have a number of gray hairs on one side of my head that I cover over by doing a side part. There are maybe a few other randoms that show up because my hair is so dark, but right now it's kind of manageable. I haven't dyed my hair ever, so I don't think I will start unless I suddenly get really gray or have an aging…

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PBS is generally available without cable. Wherever I've lived without cable, I've been able to get at least one area PBS station.

It's amazing what they can do with spray tan now-a-days.

I was going to say the same thing! What a lovely way to start the morning.

Your great grandmother sounds like an awesome woman!

Ooh, that does sound kind of gross.

Two of my good friends have a relationship like this. After years of this, he now lives on the other side of the US and she is getting married next year. But once in a while, when we get drunk, she still brings him up. Luckily he won't be showing up in front of her house in a town car any time soon.

We used to make peanut butter sandwiches with them inside. It didn't quite get rid of the taste, but musty peanut butter is better.

I have never had a bad trip on shrooms. I've been with friends who have had bad trips, and I think the main reason is the state of mind you're in when you take them (if you're having a bad day, shrooms probably aren't going to make it better) and the people you're around when you're tripping.

Guess I should read it then.

Yes!! Movie producers, please give the people what they want!

What exactly do you learn in an anti-shoplifting class? Do they just keep telling you that the only things that should be going in your purse and pockets are your hands? If it isn't yours, you don't take it? Pay at the register?