Love it! Although if my vacation home came with David Bowie in spandex, I probably wouldn't complain too loudly.

He's definitely the common denominator in all those situations.

I feel like wearing head-to-toe Missoni is the equivalent of being that guy at the concert with the band's t-shirt on.

Paz's hair and makeup reminds me of the makeup for one of the weird supernatural she-demons on Hercules — terrible, cheesy, overdone. Whoever helps her get ready for these events must not like her very much.

I haven't seen this movie and I probably won't — while I do have a kid, I really hate movies and books that make parenting out to be the only fulfilling experience for adults. I also don't like how abortion is put out to be a terrible option to women, like it's some last resort only for the morally depraved and the…

I like the billowy shapes of the dresses and the floppy hats, but I am not a fan of the red and blue print pieces. I really don't like royal blue at all.

Sir Walter did it first.

Aw, I wish I could use Pantene because it seems to give pretty good results (sometimes I pretend the terrible chemicals don't exist if they work really well for my curls), but Pantene makes my back break out terribly. I use a combination of Suave shampoo, Aubry Organics conditioner, and right now Garnier Fructis curl…

Maybe they are Rose and Bernard in another lifetime.

That was my first thought too!

We had to have a faculty advisor for our groups, but it was pretty easy to find a professor who would sign on for whatever. We however did not get a snack budget.

I had flowered bangs in fifth grade, and my mom still makes a point to keep that school picture out in her living room.

I am so sorry for you and your family.

It was a rite of passage when we finally got too old for jumpers and could finally wear skirts, which we put bike shorts or boxers under and promptly rolled several times. When I learned how to use my mom's sewing machine, I handled all the hemming too, until she caught on.

Delia's in the 90s was like a ritual for me. When it would come in the mail, I'd sit in my room and pour over it, carefully noting pieces I'd want on a sheet of paper. After I'd make my list, I'd spend the evening trying to convince my mom I needed *everything* on it. She would eventually order me a t-shirt or two…

Everyone knows that sharing a cheese plate is a common sign that a couple is ready to go steady.

My mother-in-law did the same thing to my husband and his sister when they started school. She didn't hide in the bushes, but watched them get off the bus from across the street.

Why does JTT look like Jamie Oliver's brunette brother?

I was so disappointed by the Liberty collection because nothing was fully cotton. I hate the weird poly blends.

Yeah, the whole "what'd she do to her face" stuff is pretty much snarking my book.