French and Greek? You are a smart cookie! French and I aren't on good terms.

I'm like your suggestion! Winona is due for a really good role.

I think we have a dream team in the making!

I have two instruments and two of the languages, is this like Bingo? Can I tag-team with someone who knows languages people actually speak?

All the women who aren't her, apparently.

The blue one is the best for hangovers. It tastes blue and therefore not like anything you might have consumed with previous alcohol.

Yeah. She said she didn't regret her strategy after the race, but it does seem like time to sit and re-think it.

She did pretty well, even leading for several laps there near the end. Unfortunately her gas strategy meant that she had to pit right at the end and give up the lead. Had there been a yellow flag, she could have had more of a chance to win.

Mindy Kaling is flat out awesome. I'm looking forward to getting her book. I hope she continues her awesome streak, and we get to see and hear more from her in Hollywood, etc.

She had some awesome braids if I recall.

Co-opting school curriculum is such an insidious, underhanded, and shitty disservice to children. I'm going to try to remain hopeful that this group is wingnutty enough that their suggestions aren't taken seriously.

A signed copy! That is so awesome. I was obsessed with those books when I was in fifth and sixth grade. For a book report, I created a hand-written diary in Dicey's voice that followed her journey.

If only their older sister Dicey had gone with them, it would have been okay.

That was one of our favorite moves for those of us who taught swim lessons. The kids never saw it coming.

Yeah, I think the worst thing is that it does make her look wide, and she isn't at all. It flatters nothing on her.

Kesha's dress is just so poorly cut and ill-fitting. It would totally send someone home on Project Runway — it has all the elements of a disaster: short, tight satin; glitter trim; and the weird tulle train that someone inevitable tries to pull off each season.

The new official saying "absolutely that wouldn't have happened today" makes 2007 sound like it was fifty years ago.

True facts. I didn't realize my beer clashed with my lifestyle.

Besides the fact that Governor Walker is obviously evil incarnate, why the hell are we still denying citizens privileges based solely on their choice of partner? It is just so damn silly that we morally legislate American sex lives — whether it be the choice to marry someone of the same sex to the choice to do what we…

Yeah, the explanations are barely that. Dude is totally stretching it on most on most of them. The blurbs kind of ruin it.