Correct letter-writing conventions must be adhered to, whether the recipient is beefy or not.

I'm not sure there's much truth in the Victoria Beckham story considering it deals with something that happened in private with her husband ("Victoria was inconsolable and David spent much of the evening trying to cheer her up and find alternative options."), but I do know that when you're pregnant, really dumb things…

Corgi is stricken at being behind in the vote. Make corgi the winner and revive this sweet little creature!

Fabiola Beracasa could have pulled off that dress with probably any other shoes but the ones she wore. They don't even slightly work.

It's too much cute!

If you weren't born pretty, you just weren't trying hard enough.

It's adorable! I may have missed George Clooney and Ryan Gosling when they were filming in Cincy, but we will go down to the zoo and see the baby giraffe.

I feel like I should use rubber gloves or something now, too. And then Purell, just to be safe.

Now I have something new to obsess about in the bathroom. Thanks.

Ha ha, my nickname is Unseen Force. I can't help it, sometimes I just shock those fellas with my awesomeness.

Ha! I love it with my all my geeky heart.

Hopefully she doesn't try to high-five anyone.

Thank goodness at least one celebrity realized they aren't all that interesting. I'm not a fan of Billy Joel, but I like him a bit more for not foisting a biography on us.

I kind of love that it is a real tiger versus Hobbes this round, but really, Hobbes is the clear winner here. Real tiger is just not awesome enough.

Aw, Felix was the baby name we didn't use. My husband and I floated it with our families (huge mistake) and no one liked it. We totally should have gone for it, but I can't imagine my son with any name than the one he has now, really.

I was so excited when I first heard about this and then completely forgot after that. I feel compelled to read this because I plowed through all of the Wakefield stories during middle school, including the Unicorn Club ones.

I don't think Dr. Rapist counts as a regular cast member.

I don't know, but the ugly shoe thing has totally overstayed its welcome. It is so hard to find nice, classic pumps right now.

Ha! That's great! I haven't pulled any of that on my son yet, but I'm sure we'll resort to the "special powers through veggie eating" tactic eventually.

Congrats!