12 years old. "LOCK HER UP!" Real great, man.

WTF is that "bacon" at Subway? It is a cold, nearly raw, congealed... something. And I clearly don't have high standards for fast-food "meat" cause I've eaten at Arby's more than once.

No, Subway would ruin whatever progress they made by creating some bizarre custom mayo or sauce that they would drench the entire thing is so that all you taste is it.

You KNOW it's not gonna be a real banh mi. Like Drew Magary said:

Subway would find a way to fuck it up SO much worse than Taco Bell, probably by slathering it in repurposed peat moss labeled as "avocado" and toasting it in a static oven that turned the bread into a crumbly disaster.

god, is this shit supposed to be funny? It's just a dude yelling, as if yelling makes it funny.

I wish he'd stop beating around the bush and just tell us what he thinks.

There's serious evidence (and need for further study) that internet porn is legitimately addictive and can cause positive feedback loops in the brains of people. It's not well-understood what it means for young people especially. I think a lot of poor attitudes toward sex and intimacy in young men can come from porn…

I mean, in my case I'm just joking around but I do like the study and think it's interesting. I think I'm like 50/50 with these articles. I do plenty of serious comments, but after getting my comment feed shit on last week I'm feeling lazy. :-P

I guess this is what always annoyed me about Jez. Because it's always wondering about why there isn't more work done on sexual health, and then it turns around and mocks the scientists every time they present some new data on sexual health.

Sriracha and bacon have been forever ruined by hipsters. It's not even like people were all "huh, what's this sriracha stuff?" or "bacon? bacon sucks." But people have started shitting themselves over bacon "OMFG it's bacon it's meat candy it's the best thang evar!" I hope every bacon farting urban douche is…

Very true.

Oh come on man are you fucking serious?

With the way the Lakers are going, and the way the Clippers are rising, I think they could be worth 2 billion. As long as LA doesnt have a football team, they can healthily support two basketball teams. Also, if they do some re-branding, the Clippers could replace the Lakers as that team that you end up rooting for…

ESPN will spend six hours today discussing the topic "Do the Knicks regret not getting the 8th seed so they could walk off the court in protest of Donald Sterling?"

What are those ways? Showing up and "being professional" is something they do every night, so it doesn't create any additional incentive for action by the owners.

Bullshit has been called. Everyone assume their positions and await orders, subject to the bullshit protocol.

"Start" by doing that? That's exactly what they HAVE been doing.

Hot take, homeslice!

"I'm calling bullshit on this one."