Probably just tried to do the ol’ hand sign for, “Can’t talk just now, drowning in my own blood.”:

I actually think that would be the most watched NFL network channel. One with players mic-ed up and allows announcers to swear. Been saying it for like 37 years.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Bonzai!

THIS JUST IN: Josh Norman super-upset by Giants PA system playing AC/DC’s Thunderstruck before game. Thought he was going to get struck by actual thunder.

1. BigPlayBene it wasn’t a big deal then

You don’t get out much, do you?

Nnnnnnnnnnnope. Swing and a miss.

Uh. Don’t the Panthers do that before every game? I though the bat thing has become a sort of ritual for them.

He might also be referencing the pre-Game stuff and the sparkly shoes, homie.

Have to admit though: The main reason I was watching was the Norman-OBJ subdrama. Even as they came back. Leaving him in actually led to a fantastic NFL product. And in the end, isn’t that all we really care about? Sportsmanship? Safety? Fuckoutta here.

Normally, I could give a shit about what announcers say during a game but Aikman — who would know better than most — said “that’s the kind of shot that could break somebody’s jaw.” As he and the other guy were basically like, “What the hell is going on with Beckham??” after that trash play.

But what about my fantasy team? Jesus, man. My imaginary team that I control with my wisdom like a goddamn DM? What about that?