You didn’t have to wait long, did you?

ok, hear me out

That’s a weird way to show that you’re pro-fascism, but also not surprised it’s a white boomer in a pickup

Same. She’s too fancy for us now. 

I miss Kristen Lee

Toyota Highlanders are surprisingly hard to come by in good used condition and Dodge Journeys are actually a real diamond-in-the-rough! Toyota Land Cruisers on the other hand are super over rated and not worth the premium they are demanding right now!

Too afraid to give anyone ideas.  If we’re all quiet, maybe the prices won’t go up.

The fisherman also went on to catch one of these.

If “this” means complete electrification of the nation’s cars, then I don’t want to achieve it. The whole point of the tax is to reduce usage without artificially restricting choice.

Unfortunately, there’s a market for that concept that’s willing to pay 50 grand for a new car, but it pretty much begins and ends with you and my mom. She bitches almost daily about all the gadgetry in her Acura. She wants a reliable luxury car, and the highest tech thing in it should be the power windows. She doesn’t…

Let’s worry about the logistic tomorrow, shall we?

The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

Hey guys,

This is so Rad.  I can’t wait to see that sweet, leather interior.

Remember when Montana went to Reasonable and Prudent and had to go back from it because people went “oh you mean a speed that far outstrips my actual driving ability?”

Weird, I’ve been getting phone calls in the middle of the night every night for weeks. Every time I pick up, all I hear is heavy breathing and “I know who you are, and I know which of your O2 sensors is bad.”

That totally explains it!! This guy was stalking me for about a week. He finally caught up with me and whispered in my ear, “P0103, You have a problem with your mass air flow sensor”. True story!

you realize those things exist so other people can see your car at night, right? You realize other people exist in this world, right?

Many people like their cars to reflect themselves.