Thanks for making me look good.

Good advice, which, alas, you folks might soon find useful. http://money.cnn.com/2016/06/10/med…

Use this to sculpt something, save the Kinect data, and use it with a CNC router to make a solid copy of your sculpture in wood, foam, whatever!

You don’t like Hawaiian music?

Thereby firmly marking yourself as a haole.

And, it’s induction-compatible! Perfection.

And, it’s induction-compatible! Perfection.

There needs to be an Instructable for a hack to make a dishwasher safe for dogs. Just give ‘em a valium before you stick them in, and all should be fine.

You would hate Hawaii. I wore only zories for the seven years I lived there, except when walking on lava (which needs good leather boots).

My first thought was to check Penzeys Spices for the tomato powder, and was surprised to find that they don’t carry it. After seeing the reviews on Amazon for the one you linked to (“completely stale and unusable”, for example), I see why. So, thanks to the commenters for alternatives.

Frontier is having a lot of problems in California, which they blame on Verizon.

If you don’t stop it, you’ll go blind!

I use a Weber Smokey Mountain with an Auber Instruments temperature controller that does a pretty good job of holding a set temperature. It’s not perfect, but it takes most of the hassle out of smoking. (http://www.auberins.com/index.php?main…

In Japanese, the ‘n’ sound morphs to ‘m’ before the soft consonants ‘p’ and ‘b’. In transliterated Japanese, aka romaji, it is still written as ‘n’, so ‘kanpai’. 𝘉𝘶𝘵, if you’re trying to show the pronunciation (as in this chart) you should write it as ‘kampai’. You’ll sound pretty ignorant saying ‘kanpai’, though…

Or make a photo montage.

Cost aside, these days driving 350 miles might be faster (or at least less painful) than flying.

But then I’d have to give up FiOS. Never! I wouldn’t move into a non-FiOS neighborhood.

Articles like this one make me feel anxious and inadequate. Stephanie, you are guilty of strengthism, and I’m going to file a complaint with your boss!

Toilet paper on the wall, who’s the smartest one of all?

I found my mom using my nice kitchen shears to trim the frayed edges off disgusting old carpet. Aging does odd things to analytical skills, I guess.

Looking forward to taking advantage of this deal.