Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

The rust is usually on the part that isn’t inserted though. Do you just like old garden tools?

Probably my two favorite baseballers.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

You don’t clean up puke for a living, do you?

Does “Covered in Giants fan puke” also mean “wearing a Phil Simms jersey”?

“Being a lightweight” doesn’t qualify as a job, though.

Are you going to gyms solely to set up the AV equipment?

Yup, exactly. I give Terry massive credit for not letting that, or really any, season get too far lost. The fact that they didn’t quit in July 2015 when John Mayberry, Jr. was hitting clean up against Clayton Kershaw is a testament to how good Terry has become in running a clubhouse (in stark contrast to earlier in…

I will be shocked if this man doesn’t end up as an 89 MPH pitcher on St. Louis who somehow ends up with a 3.35 ERA and wins 18 games, as their #3 option.

Maybe he, like everybody else, simply stopped watching this team 2 months ago.

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

1) That township can piss right off. Seriously, what harm was the collection doing to anybody?

Hoarders are one thing; hoarders whose hoardings extend out into the outside of their home are something else. And not something that we as a society should be condoning.

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

You tell that son of a bitch Arn Anderson he had better be a fucking pallbearer at Mr. Heenan’s funeral so he cal let him down one last time.

My other thought is: poor Gorilla. He had 17 years of relative peace, and wherever he is he surely has to break “WILL YOU STOP” out of mothballs.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

The good news is that the custody battle is at least half over, given that it has lasted eight years and the child has only seven more years to go until she legally becomes an adult.

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?