He should hire Charles Harder.

So a bunch of people didn’t change their Facebook profile to show their thoughts and prayers...

Agreed.

How bad is your hygiene?

Q. What is black and white and read all over.

This, this is amazing. And so spot on.

My takeaway from this submission:

Breaking 2:

A carpenter who rides for your sins.

🎶 When Bella rings you know it’s my cue 🎶

Can’t wait to play find the white male in the picture at the Rose Garden.

Fifty Shades of Dyed Blonde

Ha. It would have competition. An earlier comment of mine also got the COTD treatment.

Looking back, and employing hindsight - boy that article was a swing and miss.

I miss Richard Lawson COTD. Sad!

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Would be happy too 😝

Relax. At least wait until the midterms. That should give you a clearer idea. And just be greatful our forefathers had the smarts to put in checks and balances.  

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

They acquired the FTC earlier this year. M&A way up under this administration.