I’m really not exaggerating, she would get destroyed by a D-1 player. The same player who probably couldn’t get a game off of Federer and we are talking about Serena having a 10% chance to win against Federer!?!?

True the Padres are essentially a AAA and Federer could lose to a WC entry. But the Dodgers aren’t losing to the US women’s softball team. And Federer would annihilate Williams. She’d be lucky to get 10 points off of him.

He hasn’t dominated the men’s game? He went to 18 of 19 grand slam finals, winning 14 of them. Or maybe when you say he hadn’t dominated the men’s game, you mean he has done better than just dominate - like pulverized.

90% chance? Are you delusional. Serena would get bagelled by any D-1 tennis player, forget the greatest tennis player ever.

To bookend our look at nude presidents, here is 45 in all his glory...

Child of Reddit founder has to deal with with racism before even being born. The world does have a sense of humor.

Ha. So was I.

Hehe

Fuck it, I’ll say it - I’ll celebrate anything that is a paid holiday.

Donald Trump: We have top men working on it right now.

And like always, he demands we hire American - but he himself paid Señor Spielbergo to direct.

How many time must you be told, Melania is Slovenian, not Russian.

Israel?

Everyone is gonna know this is faked based on the contraction alone.

Who are you to tell me to stop making horrible holocaust references...Hitler!

Maybe it’s time she tried oatmeal for breakfast.

Pot now in no way resembles the garbage pot you probably smoked two decades ago. Think Neanderthal versus human today.

Maybe it would have been slightly less controversial if that had just gotten a woman with arms to pose for the drawings.

What an incredible undefeated season.

Her seed just changed from #1 to fertilized.